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Saturday, January 18, 2025
Meth-Level Marketing By: Holden Kodish
Friday, January 17, 2025
Where all of my money goes to By: Holden Kodish
Where all of my money goes to
60% Rent:
A two-bed one-bath cardboard box under the local bridge doesn’t come cheap, ya know.
3% Food:
A true man eats what he hunts and hunts what he eats. And it turns out, rats taste delicious.
8% Drugs:
Has Zyrtec gone up in price recently, or is my dealer just ripping me off?
15%: The Organ Grinder Downtown
Guiseppe and his Monkey Manuel put on a hell of a show. Not to be confused with the nearby gay bar.
5% Radioactive Barrels:
A nice spot for my daily bath, with a 35% increase in chances for superpowers (and a 100% chance of obtaining cancer)
9%: Plastic Surgery.
Twice a month, I go in. Twice a month, I come out with thick thighs and wobbly knees.
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